My Wife is a
Love love chu chu.
rabu rabu chu chu
High
School
Girl
La la la chu chu
ra ra ra chu chu
Hurry up and hold me tight!
GYUtto shite nee hayaku
You're the one that I love more
chikyuu chuu de anata ga ichiban
than anyone else in the world.
daisuki na no
I'm hopelessly in love with you.
ai shichatteru no
I'm gonna squeeze you tight.
KYUN to shichau no
I got carried away cleaning, and broke a vase.
osouji hariki chattara kabin wachatte
Oops...
When I thought I'd try and make a salad, I cut my finger.
sarada ni shiyokka na tte yubi kichatte
Ouch!
But you still smile at me, and that's all I need.
soredemo anata waratte kureru sore dake de
You make me so happy that I start to feel dizzy.
mou happy sugite kurakura shite kichau
Love love chu chu
rabu rabu chu chu
La la la chu chu
ra ra ra chu chu.
Hurry up and hold me tight!
GYUtto shite nee hayaku
Be loving with me, but don't make me sad, or I'll hate it!
kawaigatte ne samishiku sasecha iya yo
Love love chu chu
rabu rabu chu chu
La la la chu chu.
ra ra ra chu chu.
Hold on to me even tighter.
GYUtto shite ne motto
You're the one that I love more
chikyuu chuu de anata ga ichiban
than anyone else in the world.
daisuki na no
I'm hopelessly in love with you.
ai shichatteru no
So I'll squeeze you tight.
KYUNto shichau
We'll be together forever.
zutto issho ne
Original TV-Fansub: LIME-Anime _ Additional Work: ReDone-Subs
My name is Asami.
I'm a 17-year-old high school girl.
I keep it secret from everyone, but...
I'm actually married.
My husband...
Morning.
Good morning.
...Ichimaru Kyousuke-sensei, teaches at my school.
I'm making breakfast right now.
Our Marriage was Discovered!
I still have goosebumps.
It's winter, and yet there are still cockroaches around.
Not much of a roach fan, are you?
It's more a matter of being scared.
Can I ask you something?
Yes?
Does Onohara-san have any siblings?
Siblings?
Like an older brother, for example.
No, Asami's an only child.
Umm... did something happen to Asami?
No, it's nothing... Thanks for your time.
Huh, Iwasaki-sensei did?
Yeah, she asked if you had a brother.
Any idea why she'd be curious?
No...
N-No, not really.
Iwasaki-sensei must've heard from someone...
...about my husband and me.
After all, we pass ourselves off as siblings in the neighborhood.
What should I do if she finds out we're married?
Science Lab
Ah, Iwasaki-sensei?
Want to have some tea on your way home today?
Ah, no, today won't work.
Ichimaru-sensei,
I never knew that you had a cute little sister.
"Little sister"?
Be seeing you.
Little sister...
C-Could it be?
That's right.
Someone must've told Iwasaki-sensei about Asami and me.
It's going to get ugly if she discovers our marriage!
Does Iwasaki-sensei already know we're married?
Darling, please come back soon.
I'm... so scared.
By the way, Ichimaru-sensei...
Y-Yes?
It's about Onohara-san.
H-Here it comes.
U-Umm, who did you hear this from?
Does it matter?
But this is problematic, isn't it?
Siblings should love each other, but not like this.
Eh, no, you're mistaken.
About what?
You're not her brother?
W-Well, I mean...
Am I right?
K-Kinda...
I thought so.
There's no way you and Onohara-san could be brother and sister.
So,
since you didn't want your love affair revealed,
being siblings was your cover story.
T-That's...!
Am I right?
I'll be right there.
Still, thank goodness...
...that she thinks Asami and I are only dating.
Certainly.
Apparently, she doesn't know we're married.
But...
If only you two truly were siblings.
You wouldn't be able to marry, no matter how much you loved each other.
We couldn't get married? What do you know-?
I mean, of course we wouldn't get married.
P-Please enjoy your stay.
Haha, us, get married? How silly...
But still, you're quite daring, Ichimaru-sensei.
After all, you are dating your student.
Then again, it's not like I'm one to talk.
But...
That's the Ichimaru-sensei that...
...I love so much.
Sorry, but I have to get going.
P-Pardon me.
Thank you very much.
Miss!
You forgot something.
That's Ichimaru-sensei's.
Iwasaki-sensei is nothing but trouble.
I'm lucky I survived that.
Ahh! M-My bag.
E-Excuse me, but was there a bag here on this seat?
Ah, your companion took that home with her.
Ichimaru-sensei's house?
I'm Ichimaru-sensei's colleague, Iwasaki.
I have important business with him.
Yes! I'll be right there!
A moment ago, an "Iwasaki-sensei" wanted to know where Ichimaru-sensei's house was.
Eh? Iwasaki-sensei asked you that?
So she's probably heading your way.
I thought that I should let you-
No waaay!!
Iwasaki-sensei will find out that I live here.
This must be it.
I wonder if he's back yet.
Excuse me!
S-She's here!
Shhh!
Looks like he's out.
I'll just have to wait here until he gets back.
N-No...!
I-Iwasaki-sensei!
Welcome back.
My husband's voice!
Here, you forgot this.
S-Sorry to make you come all this way.
Your house seems nice and calm.
Good thing Asami isn't home yet.
W-Well, this is awkward, so I'll walk you back to the sta-
Isn't living alone kind of sad?
Haha, I'm used to it. Don't worry about me; let's get going.
I-Iwasaki-sensei! What's the matter, Iwasaki-sensei?
I-I'm having chest pains!
But I should be fine, with a little rest.
What should I do? I can't just leave her like this.
Argh... My chest...!
Well, just for a bit.
Aw, come on!
Can you stand up?
Not quite.
Are you okay, Iwasaki-sensei?
Y-Yeah...
For a bachelor's pad, this place is awfully clean.
And there's even dinner on the table... for two?
Umm, err, no, well, more importantly, how's your chest?
It seems fine now.
Moreover...
Cute, flowery underwear.
W-Well, this is...
You lied about living by yourself.
You're shacked up with that girl, aren't you?
D-Darling...
Don't touch me! Go away!
Darling~!!
I'm so scared!
Save me, Darling...
A-Asami...
O-Onohara-san?
"Darling"?
Ahh, well, that's... it's not what it looks like!
You two... were a... married couple?
I...
Iwasaki-sensei!
Looks like the jig is up.
Darling...
What will become of us?
My name is Asami.
I'm a 17-year-old high school girl.
I've kept it secret from everyone, but...
I'm actually married.
My husband, Ichimaru Kyousuke-sensei, teaches at my school.
Looks like another cold one.
However, a week ago...
...our marriage...
...was discovered.
Love Me Forever And Always...
The second trimester ends today, and winter break starts tomorrow, right?
Say, Darling?
If word gets out about our marriage...
...you'd have to leave the school, wouldn't you?
There's no need to worry.
But...
Even if I quit this teaching job, I'll keep on protecting you.
No matter what happens, I will make you happy.
I don't want to see Asami sad, but...
...it looks like I'm cornered.
When the crucial moment comes, I'll be ready for it.
Good morning.
Thank goodness... Nobody's acting any differently today.
Iwasaki-sensei...
Even though she knows we're married,
Iwasaki-sensei isn't reacting to us in school at all.
At last, it's finally over!
And winter break starts tomorrow!
Can you come shopping with me?
I need to get a Christmas present for my boyfriend.
I...
"...have to get a present for Ichimaru-sensei."
Let's go together.
O-Okay.
You two go on ahead. I have to meet with my club's adviser.
Catch you later!
Staff Room
Ah, Ichimaru-sensei?
Yes?
Can you come to the Principal's office right away?
There's an important matter to discuss.
"Important matter"?
See you there.
Y-Yes, sir.
Principal's Office
Pardon me.
Iwasaki-sensei...
Actually, Ichimaru-sensei...
According to Iwasaki-sensei,
we have a bit of a situation here.
F-Figured as much.
How does this look to you?
Umm, please wait.
I'm ready to accept whatever befalls me.
That should simplify things.
Yes, that would help us a lot.
I'm prepared to take full responsibility.
Huh?
I'm sorry I caused you all so much trouble.
"Resignation Letter"
Here.
A-A resignation letter?
"Resignation"?
Please excuse me.
Ichimaru-sensei!
Staff Room
Where's Ichimaru-sensei?
He just left the building.
Oh man...
Ichimaru-sensei waltzed in and submitted his resignation out of nowhere!
Ichimaru-sensei is quitting?
You're so lucky, Asami. You managed to find so many nice things.
I've been eying these for a while now.
Even after two hours, I still can't make up my mind.
Bad news, Asami!
Ichimaru-sensei has...
Eh!? Why did he quit?
I don't know, but the Principal said that he submitted his resignation.
Sorry, I'm going home.
Asami!
Asami!?
Worst. Christmas. Ever.
When Asami hears about me leaving school, I'm sure she'll...
I don't think I can tell her the truth for a while.
I-Iwasaki-sensei?!
Did you submit your resignation...
...because you thought I ratted you out?
Ahh, well, that's...
I asked the Principal to let me off winter break guard duty.
What?
I told him that I was sure you'd fill in for me.
S-So that's what this was all about?
Which is why I'm doing this.
"Resignation Letter"
Iwasaki-sensei.
I'm sorry for hiding this from you all this time.
I... am married to Onohara Asami.
There's no one I love more than her.
Darling...
Darling!
Asami!?
Asami...
Because of my position, I couldn't tell anyone about our marriage.
Naturally.
I imagine anyone in your position would've done the same thing.
But please, rest assured.
I won't tell anybody that you're married.
Iwasaki-sensei...
I couldn't do anything that would sadden the one I love.
Besides, it really is an honor to teach with you.
Iwasaki-sensei.
I thought this was the year
when I could spend Christmas alone with the person I love.
Ichimaru-sensei, I hope you'll be happy with Onohara-san.
Merry Christmas!
This is from me.
Huh?
From the same shop.
His and hers!
I'm so happy!
I really wanted this.
I wanted this too.
Our feelings really are in sync, aren't they?
I was really happy when you told Iwasaki-sensei
that we were married.
Asami.
Darling.
I feel so blissful.
So do I, Asami.
Love me forever, 'kay?
Forever and always.
Ahh, Darling~
Love me lots tonight, 'kay?
Asami...
We can finally consummate this marriage, right?
At last...
Merry Christmas!!
M-Merry Christmas...
Merry Christmas.
Kuri!
Merry Christmas!!
We're dropping in!
Let's get this party started in here!
Asami, beer me!
We've got a drinking score to settle!
Asami, what's taking so long?
Hold your horses!
Asami-chan.
Guts! Do you have it?
Take whatever you want from the fridge.
Sasuke!
Hey!
Uryaa~ Caba-Club Monster Hold!
Yeah, yeah, take him down for the count!
Sakura-san! That's kinda...
Mama, there's no excuse for domestic abuse!
This kid gets a "sleeper" move!
How pretty.
Darling?
Darling...
Please keep loving me till the end of time, 'kay?
Forever and ever.
All I am is a kitten
watashi wa koneko
All for you, and yours alone
anata hitori dake no
A naive little kitten; I want you to raise me right.
mijuku na koneko sodatete hoshii no
Can't you grant me this simple wish for anything
nozomareru koto no subete ni
and every last thing that I desire?
kotaete yukeru kana
If you stare at me with those longing, hungry eyes,
nagai me de mitete kuretara
I'll make this scene hotter and hotter just for you
dokidoki sasete itte ageru
Your kisses are like love vitamins, so give me more and more of them.
ai no bitamin kiss motto choudai
Wrapped inside your loving arms so tight, I can sleep again tonight.
itoshii ude no naka kyou mo nemuru no
Forever and ever only yours; just a kitten of love.
zutto anata dake no ai no koneko